Classic Female MC Track: SMOOTH - STRAWBERRIES a West Coast banger..timeless...

Way before Kelis was singing about her 'Milkshake'...Lovlely & talented Smooth was letting the guys have it with her 'Strawberries'....such a sexy track....Lo.v.e. this!

Only in Britain: The Church of England Gay Vicar & His Nigerian Model Fiance.

I nearly threw up my Sushi Rolls after reading this story in the Daily Mail this evening.

Firstly let me say, Grandad told me 'If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shout'. So I will. But I shall type out a few words before running away from the laptop.

Have you heard the saying 'There's no fool, like an old fool'? Well the 'fool' in this story is the 65yr old English vicar who has 'fallen in love' with a Nigerian boy aged 25yrs of age.

The Vicar, who is no longer employed by the C of E, will be marrying his little boyfriend, who he met several years ago in his native country of Nigeria. The pair are apparently in love, and naturally the model boyfriend will get British citizenship once it's all done and dusted.

If this boy is a model, I am King Henry VIII.

If this is love, I am Fela Kuti.

This dirty old man is a nutcase. Young people do not get married to old people because of love. They want something, and in this case the little boy wants his British passport & the silly old sod's money (cause you know he has some stashed away right?).

lmfaoooooooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304674/Gay-vicar-65-marry-Nigerian-male-model-half-age.html

Disrespectful & Shameful: Urinated on War Memorial.

This b*tch thought it was funny to urinate on The Cenotaph monument in Liverpool town centre, in the UK. She was horribly bladdered and decided to show the utmost chavvy disrespect for her country and the men and women who served, fought & died in WWII, by pissing on the national sacred monument. 

This picture shows her going into court for sentencing and having to walk through a Guard of Dis-honour where she was slow-hand clapped by decorated & thoroughly disgusted WWII veterans. These men shook their heads in anger at the 32 yr old female who committed this disgraceful and unpatriotic act.

I can think of a suitable punishment for her, but that is why I could never be a judge. She would be disciplined old-school style.

The judge sentenced her to a few yrs in jail. 

Fancy Going To A Open-Air Concert Darling....Gaga Puts Her P*ssy In Your Face.

Look at this horrible creature. Now look at the expression on that young man's face. Horrible.

I certainly hope she is fresh down there. Yuck!!!

Justin Bieber - Never Let You Go

This little boy needs a haircut. Is that the little girl in Everybody Hates Chris??

78 million views in 4 months....£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£ & £$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£$£

Totally enough for a haircut! No bloody excuse. *tsk*

'Haiti' The Miami AA Blonde Escort (video)

I found this on YouTube, and watched it once. I decided to watch it again.

Now I have lovingly posted it for your enjoyment!

What Is This?

Russell Brand in Y-Fronts...how...very...unattractive....yuck!!........Katie can have him!

Jaheim - Finding My Way Back

Super sexy Chocolate tones of this highly shaggable man.....hmmm *licks lips*

Enjoy!

Kanye @ FB - "Chain Heavy" Freestyle

This is a load of codswallop. But maybe you think its profound or something.

Enjoy!

Is This Your Granny?

*Shouting* Janice Dickinson put on some bloody clothes, now!

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Old scrawny ladies are so not the business...just as terrible as fat old ladies.

Oh gosh, I just can't.......

She looks like a white leprechaun or a naked banshee.

Horrible & frightening.

Angelina Jolie's Style.

Angelina has simple & elegant style. She looks like a total lady despite the fact she has tattoos. Sometimes that's a difficult feat to pull off...but she slays it in this pencil skirt & camisole with cream pumps. Hot! BTW, Red lipstick is a killer every time!

New York & Miami Jamaican Bash.

One word....okay two words...Beauty Supply.
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Check out Lady lampshade @ 0.37

UK: Married for 70 Yrs.

This beautiful elderly couple have been married for 70 years! They are English and live in a tranquil part of the country where there is little crime & lots of of great organic fruit & veg. They attribute marital success to getting on with each other and supporting each other.

This picture is of one of the parties held in their honour, check out the Union Jack cake & the card from HRH Queen Elizabeth II

Black Parents Produce White Baby.

Just wow. I hope for the sake of her family that the baby is a product of a latent white gene and not a product of a liaison the mother had because it could get pretty messy and the British media are involved (which increase the messy factor by 1000).

Bonny baby though!

My God son Stantino is blonde, but even he was born with dark hair. Can you imagine just how blonde this little girl will be as she gets older?!

Whose The Daddy???

Beyonce At 50 Yrs Old.

Beyonce eat your heart out!

This is the First Lady of Cameroon. Interesting isn't she?...In a 'Let Them Eat Cake'kind of way....

Cassie Spreading It Out!

Here she is! The one & only Can't sing or act or dance a lick, Cassie.

Sexy Track: Tom Browne - Funkin' for Jamaica

The singer on this track...I'm gonna find out her name & do a whole post on her..is ON FIRE!!!!!

This track needs to be re-released because it is easily one of the best funk songs of the 20th Century.

The singer is wearing an outfit that I want....very sexy and NOW! A banga!

Hoodrats Galore!

Courtesy of Media Takeout! Look at these ...these....I can't describe them. Apparently they have the same man's name tattooed on their bodies. He must really be something. There was a picture of him....sorry ass.....yuck!

This (Media Takeout) website has all the trashy, nasty pictures. You know ,the kind that puts you off eating. Broads in shit-stained knickers and that type of thing.

*pass me the Dettol*

Lmfaooooooo Look @ This African Girl & Her English Husband...He has anger problems...

Once in a while I come across these rather silly videos on Youtube, and I just have to post them!

I should be posting some BET Awards show stuff but what the h.....

Lmaoooooooo at the African women putting up with nonsense from this wimpy looking guy...has she forgotten how to pound fu-fu...lmaoooooo

She says her family love him lmaoooooooo ..........*weak to rahtid* lmaoooooooooo

Inside Job: The Dark Side Of Diamonds -

No, this is not about Sierra Leone. VERY interesting video.