Sexy Rock & Roll: Ike & Tina Turner - Baby get it on

Pre-Beyonce!

I love Rock & Roll, don't you?

Enjoy!

Look at This!!!!! Boxing Match @ The US Open Tennis 9/2/2010 Djokovic vs. Petzschner Fight in the Stands by Fans

I saw this video on the Daily Mail (my fav British rag) and could not stop laughing @ the sap of a guy who got  a good slap from a woman twice his age. The renk little basket was mouthing off at the woman and her father (I think) and seemed to have a complete disregard for them. When I was a teenager (not that long ago...) we respected our elders and would never EVER swear at someone old enough to be our mother or nan. But today, alas, it is mighty different. Also, Americans tend to be quite rude to each other anyway, it seems at times, that there is an intrinsic hatred for each other, so you can imagine how we foreign citizens are treated...

Anyway, after the argument finishes, the boy (lacking in maturity) continues to swear and cuss at the couple. Well, grandpa was having none of it and stepped to the idiot. The boy stands up and pushes grandad to the floor...in leaps his irate daughter who proceeds to land a right hook that Tyson would have been proud of.

If you watch the video, you will see that the fight is stopped just before a rather burly man in khakis steps towards the brawling party like a man on a demolition mission. I wanted him to knock that little c*nt out. Would have been fun to watch.

Be warned, talk like a sailor in front of people's kids and ladies, and expect a proper pasting. If that had been the UK, it would have been on and over. Lmaoooooooooooo

Sidenote: Donde Esta's la Negro's?? Lmaooooooooooooooooo

You Damn Well Know You Used To Dance To This! :Snow - Informer

Big Tuuuuuuneeeeeeeeee!

*Tee Hee* Enjoy!

Ladies Night: Monie Love - It's A Shame British-American Female MC

We go way back...Doing it for us London Girls back in the 90's and now a super hot radio host.

 L.o.v.e this.

She is bad. Nuff said.

Enjoy!

Ladies Night: Antoinette - Unfinished Business

Hard. Nuff said.

Enjoy!

F*ck Soulja Boy, Gimme:Matisyahu - Indestructible

This is real music, made by passionate talented people.

This is a wicked track, and one of my favorites, it's about 5 yrs old but so what?

The artist is an Orthodox NY Jew who loves & records Reggae music. Big.

Enjoy!

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A Real Superstar: Janis Joplin - Get it while you can

Can you imagine I sang this when I was a wee lass? In the 1980's. I was way ahead of my time and a freakin cool child.

Janis....for all you cool dudes out there!

Real music for the real music heads.

Enjoy!

Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun

Karen Carpenter has one of the finest voices in history. So pure. Crystal clear.

RIP Lady. Thank you for your inner & outer beauty.

Enjoy!

Love Making Music: Keith Sweat Ft Athena Cage - Nobody (Video)

Totally sexy music for your sexy moments....say ahhhhhhhh

Keith used to be totally shaggable, no?

Why Jennifer Aniston Should Stop Talking & Start Breeding.....

Lord luv her! Jennifer is forever smiling, forever pretty, forever chirpy and....forever single.

If I read another article about her yearning for the perfect relationship and her yearning for child and a family, I will throw up my fish & chips.

Jennifer, darling, should have said all of that to Brad before Angelina got her sexy tattooed hooks into him. The strange seducer that she is. Jennifer should have made herself available and taken time away from those flop films she makes (straight to video) and started making babies with beautiful Brad.

Instead, what we now have is interview upon boring, whiny, miserable, spinster, unattractive, cringe-making interview about how much she wants a family. She only wants a family now that Brad has a 99 yellow & black children. She only wants a family now because Courtney (unattractive) Cox has kids and a (semi) happy man.

Jenny needs to realise that this world is unfair (it's a bitch) and she does not have all the time in the world to make sh*t happen. She is 41 which in today's medical conceiving terms means 48, which means that the Old Hag called Menopause will be creeping around the corner and knocking on her door.

She had better get a move on.

Hot Mess or Style Icon? Courtney Love

She may have had drug addictions you cannot spell & have never heard of ....

She may have had more needles than a hospital storage cupboard....

She may have had more alcohol than Bluebeard's entire pirate crew on every single voyage he made...but

There is no denying Ms Love is a style icon.

What she wears today... y'all wear 2 yrs from now.

What Is This?

What do you think it is?

Jaheim - Finding My Way Back

Super sexy Chocolate tones of this highly shaggable man.....hmmm *licks lips*

Enjoy!

Kanye @ FB - "Chain Heavy" Freestyle

This is a load of codswallop. But maybe you think its profound or something.

Enjoy!

Barbra Streisand & Barry Gibb - Guilty

If you are not aware of this song, then we can't be friends. Sorry. You are a music Neanderthal and below my musical intelligence level. :)

I love the way Bab's is dancing and enjoying herself, very understated & genuine unlike that horrid Celine Dion.

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Nicaragua - A Nation's Right To Survive

Background: There has been renewed fascination with Nicaragua for a couple of years now by the Western media.

A friend wanted to travel to Managua (West) and Bluefields (East on the Caribbean coastline). Bluefields is another story in itself.....

A friend travelled to a small Colombian Island (try and guess which one), and was surprised to learn that it was closer to Nicaragua than Colombia. The beautiful little island is (and has been) subjected to ownership claims by both countries. It is just off the Caribbean coast of Nicaragua.

There are no direct flights from Nicaragua to the island/s (one main island & several smaller ones). One has to fly from Colombia (Santa Marta or Barranquilla for the shortest flights) or Panama, to get to the island. The island has an immense tourist industry which is administered by the Colombian government in Bogota.

Since 1970 there has been talk of petroleum under the island/s.

I mention all of this because Nicaragua is the poorest country in the entire region of Central & South America & The Caribbean after Haiti. If Nicaragua could gain from the tourism revenue from the island that literally sits in their lap, then that would be a major thing for the Nico's (Nico's is how they refer to themselves, just like the Costa Ricans refer to themselves as Ticos).

Colombia has Cartagena (major tourist port & city), Santa Marta (major national & international tourist port & city), Cali (major and renowned for the music & dancing that emanates from this city) and countless other beaches (playas) for citizens, residents & visitors.

Video: Is about the threat of Communism in Nicaragua, and the US role in what essentially is a very poor, stagnant but stark & beautiful country in Central America. The Nico's are apathetic and stoic, and this video shows you some of the reasons why this is so.

Thankfully Nicaragua does not share the horrid problems of it's neighbours in El Salvador & Honduras. But that is entirely another subject (not for the faint hearted) for another time.

Exxxotica Miami 2010

Working the pole. Hey, I learned something after watching this!

However, that pole needs some proper Lysol attention afterwards. Urghhhhhh!

USA: Arizona Ice Tea

Right, so the point is we Brits drink our tea hot & with milk & sugar (honey or lemon are options). However, here in Atlanta, Ga tea is always cold & icy and sweetened to within an inch of it's life! Arizona Iced Tea is my personal favourite, and I am also partial to the blend that I-Hop uses.

Politics: at the moment it is not politically correct to drink this brand of tea because it is produced in the state of Arizona, and they have recently proposed & passed some very strict & conservative (racist) laws in regards to immigration. But sod it, I still love the tea, and I will continue to drink it. I am not very politically correct anyway.

It's only available in the US so you Brits will have to make do with cold PG Tips!

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A Handsome MLK

MLK looks so handsome in this mugshot....I would have shagged him....if he wasn't married naturally!