Look at This!!!!! Boxing Match @ The US Open Tennis 9/2/2010 Djokovic vs. Petzschner Fight in the Stands by Fans

I saw this video on the Daily Mail (my fav British rag) and could not stop laughing @ the sap of a guy who got  a good slap from a woman twice his age. The renk little basket was mouthing off at the woman and her father (I think) and seemed to have a complete disregard for them. When I was a teenager (not that long ago...) we respected our elders and would never EVER swear at someone old enough to be our mother or nan. But today, alas, it is mighty different. Also, Americans tend to be quite rude to each other anyway, it seems at times, that there is an intrinsic hatred for each other, so you can imagine how we foreign citizens are treated...

Anyway, after the argument finishes, the boy (lacking in maturity) continues to swear and cuss at the couple. Well, grandpa was having none of it and stepped to the idiot. The boy stands up and pushes grandad to the floor...in leaps his irate daughter who proceeds to land a right hook that Tyson would have been proud of.

If you watch the video, you will see that the fight is stopped just before a rather burly man in khakis steps towards the brawling party like a man on a demolition mission. I wanted him to knock that little c*nt out. Would have been fun to watch.

Be warned, talk like a sailor in front of people's kids and ladies, and expect a proper pasting. If that had been the UK, it would have been on and over. Lmaoooooooooooo

Sidenote: Donde Esta's la Negro's?? Lmaooooooooooooooooo

Suicide or Murder ? Dr David Kelly.

Those of you who are aware of the curious case of Dr David Kelly will also be aware that the British government are now under public pressure to produce a report regarding the British biological weapons experts' death. It has been reported and officially concluded that he committed suicide due to the stress and pressure arising from his report on biological weapons findings in Iraq, which hence justified the British involvement in the current war on Iraq. 

Dr Kelly asserted that his report had been 'sexed up' by the government in order to gain widespread public support for the war. 

Shortly thereafter, Dr Kelly was found dead in woodland near his home. He was slumpt against a tree, his wrist appeared to have been slashed and a pruning knife (a typically middle-English, upper-middle class suicide aid) was at his side. Death by suicide was reported. 

Only, now it appears that there are some rather unsavoury suggestions being made about his death, the people involved in the discovery, witnesses, police reports, the coroners' verdict, secrecy and lots more cloak and dagger type stuff.

The British government's hand has been forced and now a public enquiry seems eminent.

We await the results with interest.

Why You Should Never Give Poor People Money....

This lucky idiot won £8 Million on the UK Lottery seven years ago. Today he is broke.

This man bought a very large house for half a million pounds, tarted it up, installed an indoor pool, jacuzzi & state of the art solarium and then encouraged his teenage & immature mates to tear the house (and all that was in it) to smithereens by holding excessive wild parties.

His wife divorced him when she realised that he was a prat, and he quickly acquired a new bimbo girlfriend whose solo talent seems to be of the fleecing variety.

Now this bloke is broke, he is selling the very large house at a fraction of what he initially paid for it and is investing the money in an Internet Gambling site. If I told you that the Internet site specialises in racing donkeys, you would not believe me, so I won't tell you. 

What an Ass.

Hot Jersey Mess

Is this a man or a woman?? Okay, she could be a woman....and why is it a different race in several places. her legs look Black, her arms loook White and her shoulders are Hispanic... and her face is...Greek possibly...Caramba!!!

Jon Bon Jovi & Groupie Love

Here is Jon having a whale of a time with four blonde tartlets. you can clearly see knickers on the floor and another Bon Jovi band member squeezing the arse of a chicklet he would like to chew! Lol

One of the girls is actually a brunette, but one can hardly see her, due to where her head is! Oh my!

Is This Your Granny?

*Shouting* Janice Dickinson put on some bloody clothes, now!

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Old scrawny ladies are so not the business...just as terrible as fat old ladies.

Oh gosh, I just can't.......

She looks like a white leprechaun or a naked banshee.

Horrible & frightening.

Is This Your Auntie?

You know what?? I like her dress. I have nothing else to type.

Is This Your Boyfriend?

Lovely. Someone finds him sexy though, see that smile!

New York & Miami Jamaican Bash.

One word....okay two words...Beauty Supply.
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Check out Lady lampshade @ 0.37

She Needs a Boob Lift!

Why does this kitten have saggy boobs?...Does she have children?...Why is she not wearing a bra?....Did she look at herself in the mirror prior to leaving her house?....Does Jermaine Defoe like this style?....(British footballer)

Answers on a postcard to British Bells Voiceover Artist & Radio Host in Atlanta, Ga, thank you!

Does This Lady Have Any Friends??

I just can't....I can't....

Amy Winehouse & Nas Kissing.

Swiped this pic from Sandra Rose's site.

Here is our Amy looking slightly malnourised as usual. Here is Nas looking scared which is quite unusual!

Amy looks like she's had a bath so it's all good. I think she was offering Nas some puzzy...but what do I know?

She also needs to put some weight on.

And before you email me with some crap, I like Amy, she can sang (as they say in Atlanta).

Jumpsuit Horror A La Rihanna.

I think this jumpsuit completes the Coco The Clown look. Well done Rihanna luv.

Whose Saggy Arse?

We British ladies really have to step our shit up! Damn.

This bottom belongs to Alexander Burke (former X-Factor winner from the UK). Who on earth advised her to wear this mess?

If ever there was a candidate for booty injections......

She needs to eat some cornbread & gravy from Mrs Winners or Popeye's or The Waffle House, do some squats & have butt shots asap!

Sting's Scruffy Daughter.

So much £money£ and not one once of style sense. Some people mistake personal mess for personal style. Stings daughter Petal (okay, I don't know what her name is) looks a hot mess. Whose socks is she wearing? And do you really care?! lmaoo....That reminds me...Grandad needs some socks in his care package....

Jamaican Minaj Lisa Hyper - You Make Me Sweat

Jamaica Minaj!!!! This gyal luk like Night Duppy to rahtid! (Jamaican badword)

Big Up Tifa!....some gyal look like de bottom a de barrel....A wha du dem?....lmaoooo

The Curious Case of Kat Stacks.

I shan't spend too much time on this headcase. But she does warrant some attention from Bells, who enjoys looking & analysing strange phenomena. So I am typing this article instead of scratching my arse.

The picture above depicts, apparently, her mother and her manager.

If this young lady (and I use the word very loosely) has shagged as many famous blokes as she claims, then:

1. How come her mother is condoning this sh*t?
2. Who are these dudes that keep banging her?
3. Where is her child & how come there are no concerns for it's welfare?
4. How come no one notices how unfortunate looking she is?
5. Why does she look so cheap & dirt poor, despite claiming to earn lots of money from tricking?
6. Why is it that an irate baby mama, girlfriend or wife has not seriously injured/hospitalised her yet?

Bells suggests, after considering these questions & more, that this person is in fact an actress. One who is on the payroll of WSHH. Are they pimping her? Cause someone is.