She Needs a Boob Lift!

Why does this kitten have saggy boobs?...Does she have children?...Why is she not wearing a bra?....Did she look at herself in the mirror prior to leaving her house?....Does Jermaine Defoe like this style?....(British footballer)

Answers on a postcard to British Bells Voiceover Artist & Radio Host in Atlanta, Ga, thank you!

Tummy Tuck Girl.

I did a post about Mrs Coleen Rooney last week sometime, and mentioned how great her Tummy Tuck looked.

Well, the British media are harping on about how much weight she had lost etc and how fab she looks. Of course she looks fab, so would you if you had her money ££££££ and the knowledge that whenever celeb women give birth, it is a given that a little lipo or a tummy tuck is performed to keep things where they were initially. In Coleen's case she looks better than she did before. So it's money well spent!

Armed Police & Gazza.

You couldn't make it up, could you?

Coleen Rooneys Tummy Tuck.

Big cheesy grins just about sums up the cheek of this pair. Wayne 'Too much damn hype' Rooney & his missus in the Caribbean, soaking up the sun and totally oblivious to the fact that he made English football a laughing stock.

Coleen has had a tummy tuck because she was not shaped like this prior to child birth. The wealthy tend to have a tummy tuck straight after the cesarean, so they can be nice and tight & toned. She is as natural as her teeth.

Wayne looks as pasty as a milk bottle, but the baby is a cute little chunk-chunk.

English Football Team: Ungrateful

At the top is a picture of Ashley Cole. I usually like Ashley...however he sent a text message to a mate (that was not really a mate) and that person forwarded it to others who feel quite strongly about the crap performance of England in The World Cup.

Basically, Ashley said he does not give a toss about England & it's footie fans.

I think the ENTIRE team are a bunch of tossers and extremely ungrateful of the position which can easily be given to other ballers of immense talent (and better looks). Ashley & the others should keep their traps shut and hope that people forget about the shame they have brought on England.

Our Lads Are Home & Fabio Does Not Give a Sh*t!!

German Fan Gets a Pasting By The Brits in Trafalger Square!

This tit managed to find himself in the middle of a huge British crowd, in London's West End, when Germany beat England (gave us a thrashing) in the match this morning. LMAO

What on earth did he think would happen??? We Brits are passionate about our footie, and it looks as if he was taunting the fans. Silly boy. He was obviously outnumbered. He got a couple o kicks & punches for his efforts.

The Germans are natural bullies anyway....just scratch the surface of their (now) liberal exterior and what do you find.....(begins with an 'N')...

Bells done told y'all. Lol.

Wayne Rooney...About To Smash The Germans in The World Cup!

This is what we have been waiting for Wayne! Mr Rooney has promised to unleash the dragon on the German Football team in the World Cup. Quite frankly, our lads have what it takes to bring the cup home but we shall see....

earn your money lads and bring that sh*t home!

Splitsville: David & Victoria???

Some Bitchy PR person sort of confirmed that Posh & Becks are in the midst of turmoil. The PR alleges that it is curtains for the UK's fav couple.

I hope there is no truth to it because they make a good looking, stable, business-minded, husband & wife team. I for one would be sad at Brand Beckham's demise.

The media are always going for the throat when it comes to Posh n Becks. There is a large amount of jealousy about such an internationally successful couple. They are worth £200 million as a family brand.

Oi British Press: leave em alone!

Salute Of The Week: Jermaine Defoe Scored Goal For England!!!!

Well done Jermaine! We are proud of you son!

Let's hope the racist British Press get the articles right from now on...

Isn't he gorgeous?

2010 South American World Cup Qualifiers: Colombia

A scrumptious guy and I were 'conversating' today and we had a good old laugh about the nutters masquerading as professional footballers in The World Cup (unfortunately he did not want to talk about anything else...). So, I had a dig around Youtube, and came up with this super video which is a great demonstration of real football. watch the Colombians make their superb goal (England take note). South Americans take the sport seriously, which is why Brazil will win!

SMH! English Football Team Manager Is Under Pressure.

According to The Daily Mail, Fabio Whatsit is under pressure due to the sacking of John Terry (who should have been the English Team's Captain) after Terry's shameful conduct i.e. sleeping with a slapper.

Anyway, Terry's wife forgave him but Fabio couldn't & told him to sod off. Now the crappy, over-paid & totally jammy English Footie players are blaming their terrible performance thus far, on Fabio's decision. Which I think is a bit rich.

Anyway, here is Fabio scratching his head and thinking about mafia ways to get back at Goalie Green et al, who gave the USA a goal against England, and thus, made us the opening laughing stock of the World Cup.

England vs USA (2-0 Terry, Gerrard) - GREAT HIGHLIGHTS

Throwback Goal England vs USA. USA footie fans...your hand-ball goal against England coming up (just in case you didn't see it).

WTF? Crappy Performance from England Football Team!

Woeful. Today we witnessed another crap performance from the English soccar team. Bullyboy Rooney decided to give us English fans a mouthful, but lets face it..the poor lad felt ashamed..and who can blame him! lmao All that ££££££ and no bloody demonstration of skill. Bollocks.