British Pop: Feargal Sharkey - A Good Heart (Full Music Video)

Yeah baby! The Good Ole Days....Love this guy...I wonder what happened to him. Classic Brit Pop!

British R&B: Mark Morrison Return Of The Mack (original)

I loved this track, brings back fab memories!

Anyway, this guy was hot until he got busted for having some weed or something, and then instead of doing the community service as ordered by the judge, he decides (like a twig) to send someone else to do it...naturally they found out..so he had to do some porridge..a damn shame. Stopped in his peak.

Wee Papa Girls Rappers - We Rule

British Girls...A nice fun track...a little bit on the corny side (sorry) but I love hearing the British accents!

Upscale Clubs, Gentlemen's Bars, Private Member Establishments. For Audio Promo & Voiceovers - Britishbells@gmail.com

Twiturm.com - British Bells - The Blue Zone - sexy club intro v/o

Thanking you kindly.

Eric Clapton - Change The World (Live Video Version)

A lovely bit of guitar!

Legend. Real music.

Enjoy!

Only in Britain: The Church of England Gay Vicar & His Nigerian Model Fiance.

I nearly threw up my Sushi Rolls after reading this story in the Daily Mail this evening.

Firstly let me say, Grandad told me 'If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shout'. So I will. But I shall type out a few words before running away from the laptop.

Have you heard the saying 'There's no fool, like an old fool'? Well the 'fool' in this story is the 65yr old English vicar who has 'fallen in love' with a Nigerian boy aged 25yrs of age.

The Vicar, who is no longer employed by the C of E, will be marrying his little boyfriend, who he met several years ago in his native country of Nigeria. The pair are apparently in love, and naturally the model boyfriend will get British citizenship once it's all done and dusted.

If this boy is a model, I am King Henry VIII.

If this is love, I am Fela Kuti.

This dirty old man is a nutcase. Young people do not get married to old people because of love. They want something, and in this case the little boy wants his British passport & the silly old sod's money (cause you know he has some stashed away right?).

lmfaoooooooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304674/Gay-vicar-65-marry-Nigerian-male-model-half-age.html

Disrespectful & Shameful: Urinated on War Memorial.

This b*tch thought it was funny to urinate on The Cenotaph monument in Liverpool town centre, in the UK. She was horribly bladdered and decided to show the utmost chavvy disrespect for her country and the men and women who served, fought & died in WWII, by pissing on the national sacred monument. 

This picture shows her going into court for sentencing and having to walk through a Guard of Dis-honour where she was slow-hand clapped by decorated & thoroughly disgusted WWII veterans. These men shook their heads in anger at the 32 yr old female who committed this disgraceful and unpatriotic act.

I can think of a suitable punishment for her, but that is why I could never be a judge. She would be disciplined old-school style.

The judge sentenced her to a few yrs in jail. 

Suicide or Murder ? Dr David Kelly.

Those of you who are aware of the curious case of Dr David Kelly will also be aware that the British government are now under public pressure to produce a report regarding the British biological weapons experts' death. It has been reported and officially concluded that he committed suicide due to the stress and pressure arising from his report on biological weapons findings in Iraq, which hence justified the British involvement in the current war on Iraq. 

Dr Kelly asserted that his report had been 'sexed up' by the government in order to gain widespread public support for the war. 

Shortly thereafter, Dr Kelly was found dead in woodland near his home. He was slumpt against a tree, his wrist appeared to have been slashed and a pruning knife (a typically middle-English, upper-middle class suicide aid) was at his side. Death by suicide was reported. 

Only, now it appears that there are some rather unsavoury suggestions being made about his death, the people involved in the discovery, witnesses, police reports, the coroners' verdict, secrecy and lots more cloak and dagger type stuff.

The British government's hand has been forced and now a public enquiry seems eminent.

We await the results with interest.

Pride of Britain.

The British media are reporting on this young lady because she has proudly boasted of having sex with 5,000 men in a few years. This certainly takes some doing! The young lady *cough* has boasted of having sex with strangers in alleys and in the backs of pubs etc. She claims a Personal Best of 4 shags with 4 very random blokes on 1 night. Apparently, this is all just for fun and no money is exchanged.

Well f*ck me!

No mention of STD's & other nasties.

Sounds like great fun doesn't she?

Pip Pip to the British! We have the best slags.

Why You Should Never Give Poor People Money....

This lucky idiot won £8 Million on the UK Lottery seven years ago. Today he is broke.

This man bought a very large house for half a million pounds, tarted it up, installed an indoor pool, jacuzzi & state of the art solarium and then encouraged his teenage & immature mates to tear the house (and all that was in it) to smithereens by holding excessive wild parties.

His wife divorced him when she realised that he was a prat, and he quickly acquired a new bimbo girlfriend whose solo talent seems to be of the fleecing variety.

Now this bloke is broke, he is selling the very large house at a fraction of what he initially paid for it and is investing the money in an Internet Gambling site. If I told you that the Internet site specialises in racing donkeys, you would not believe me, so I won't tell you. 

What an Ass.

Rainy Day: Michael Jackson - 1 More Chance

I absolutely Love this!

Peaches Geldolf - Pretty n Sexy

Peaches, daughter of the late Pop Vixen & British Pop Goddess Paula Yates, is prone to being a hot mess at times....however, I always ride for her, being as I used to see her all the time and she would holla at me in a semi-lesbo sort of way after school in Dulwich, London.......

Anyway, in this picture she looks super...her dress is on point and she has applied her mama's golden fashion rule (which I adhere to) of 'Less Being More.....'

Go Peaches! Today (yesterday) was a good day!

UK Rap - More Fire Crew 'Oi'

'Oi' basically means 'Hey' in  South London Cockney... like someone is trying to draw your attention...

I want the UK to comeback with something heavy like this...instead of the crap moist 'Grime' music of late.

The beat is sick on this track.....US Producers take note, get these kids over here £$£$£$! Proper wong, mate.

(did you understand any of that?!)

UK Apache & Shy-FX - Original Nuttah

Real UK music.

We call this Jungle. What happened to our musical genre?

I blame Radio 1 & The BBC. Not sure why, but I blame them anyway.

This Indian/Pakistani DJ (Rapper) is sexy as h*ll.

Enjoy!

UB40 Cherry Oh Baby 1984

Great for a sing-a-long...British Reggae at it's best!
Wow, Ali Campbell is one sexy m........................

Katie Price & Plastic Surgery.

Katie Price has had way too much plastic surgery. She has said so herself, and I can slowly see her becoming another Jocelyn Wilderstein! Yikes. Apparently, old Pricey has that mental sickness where you believe you never look nice or beautiful. She is always thinking of new procedures to enhance something or detract from something.

I am an advocate of plastic surgery. I think you should have what you want when you want it, but too much is not good and fast becomes tragic.

Willow Smith Representing The UK.

What a coooooool little girl! I love her Union Jack leggings! Very apt since she was in the UK yesterday evening for the premier of Karate Kid. Willow supported her brother Jaden, who is the star of the film (but of course you knew that). Her mama Jada is on fire! As usual, and Jada's new hairstyle is wicked. Will is looking older but sexy same way!

Kelly Brooke - A British Behind.

This lovely girl is totally talentless but she does have the reputation of having the best arse in the UK. All the UK lad mags think she is the business, and regularly have her ample (!) portions in their mags for smutty guys to faun over (and other things).

I personally thinks she needs a lift but what do I know.

Linda La Plante - Widows (Lady Armed Robbers)

Just a taste of gritty (real) UK drama. With so much crap on the television sometimes it's nice to go back a decade or two to reminisce on the times when quality dramas were being produced.

Basically, these women's deceased husbands tried unsuccessfully to rob a security van carrying millions of pounds in cash. The husbands were killed in the process. These women, headed by 'Dolly Rawlins' (Gangstress) decide to repeat the robbery successfully.

Check YouTube for other Widow videos. Pre 'Set It Off'. Real drama!

UK 90's Crime Drama

Awesome. This video is Band of Gold which was a popular UK drama in 1996. Despite it's age it is still totally relevant, and covers prostitution, rape, drugs, relocating from one city to another, friendship amongst women, love, passion & poverty. It's totally gritty and very revealing about life in Bradford for women on the game (prostitutes).

For the record, Bradford is near Leeds, Northern England, where Mel B, formally of the Spice Girls, comes from. So you may recognise the accent.

This drama starred the fantastically talented Cathy Tyson, Sandra Dickinson & Samantha Morton. This is what we call acting. Brilliant.