Kanye's New Blow Up Doll.

Sooo, Kanye has kicked Amber Rose to the curb, and he is now kicking it with a UK cutie by the nickname 'Shay The UK Bombshell'. I hope Kanye hangs on to her for a while otherwise she will be passed around the scene like a bag of Licorice Allsorts.

She is 'average' about the face, and has the enhanced boobs which is de rigour in the Urban music business. I am not sure how she will fair against the other video models but we Brits are made of tough stuff, so she may win yet.....!

British Girls Rock!

Katie Price & Plastic Surgery.

Katie Price has had way too much plastic surgery. She has said so herself, and I can slowly see her becoming another Jocelyn Wilderstein! Yikes. Apparently, old Pricey has that mental sickness where you believe you never look nice or beautiful. She is always thinking of new procedures to enhance something or detract from something.

I am an advocate of plastic surgery. I think you should have what you want when you want it, but too much is not good and fast becomes tragic.

Nicki Minaj Lesbo Icon

I don't really dig the artist known as Nicki Minaj or Nicki Polanski or whatever the f*ck she wants to call herself. However, I do dig the 80's hairstyle and makeup she is flaunting in this photo (which I believe is from an album cover). Nicki is the perfect example of the extent a plain lesbian girl goes to make herself into an International Urban Music Icon.

Butt injections, boob enlargements, a really good lace weave, a silly cartoon voice and fantastic makeup really does change a Tomboy Stud Lesbian to a Ultra Feminine Lesbian icon.

What Happened To Venus Williams?

So I nipped this pic from Media Take.com, and I must say it is lovely to see these beautiful young ladies looking so great & lovely...etc etc...but wait...

Venus has had something done to her face, her nose is decidedly smaller, her cheekbones...hmmm and in general her features look smoothed out. See what money$£$£$£$£ does, people! You too can be transformed from an ugly duckling to a beautiful white or brown swan. Lovely.

I am pro-surgery but anti too-much surgery.

Serena looks hotter than h*ll anyway.

Tummy Tuck Girl.

I did a post about Mrs Coleen Rooney last week sometime, and mentioned how great her Tummy Tuck looked.

Well, the British media are harping on about how much weight she had lost etc and how fab she looks. Of course she looks fab, so would you if you had her money ££££££ and the knowledge that whenever celeb women give birth, it is a given that a little lipo or a tummy tuck is performed to keep things where they were initially. In Coleen's case she looks better than she did before. So it's money well spent!

Coleen Rooneys Tummy Tuck.

Big cheesy grins just about sums up the cheek of this pair. Wayne 'Too much damn hype' Rooney & his missus in the Caribbean, soaking up the sun and totally oblivious to the fact that he made English football a laughing stock.

Coleen has had a tummy tuck because she was not shaped like this prior to child birth. The wealthy tend to have a tummy tuck straight after the cesarean, so they can be nice and tight & toned. She is as natural as her teeth.

Wayne looks as pasty as a milk bottle, but the baby is a cute little chunk-chunk.

Kardashians As Babies (pics)

Here is a sweet picture of the girls, KKK with their mother & father. What an unfortunate abbreviation......*thinking* *really thinking* *okay dismissed that thought*

Say ahhhhhh! Cute kids. The baby looks cute too, I forget his name (something beginning with 'M'), but he looks like the Grandfather anyway.

Look at Mama Kris! Yikes plastic surgery took away her natural good looks. How come Khloe looks blonde....?.....

Amy Winehouse: Exposed.

Amy's new boobs suit her. She is far more attractive now.

The dress she is wearing (almost) is pretty & I love her Star of David Chain.

A pretty North London gal.

Too Much Plastic Surgery! Gosh!

Look at this actress. I think she used to be in Knots Landing or something...Falcons Crest...okay I don't remember. But, wow! She has aged badly, and there is no excuse. My neighbour is 85 and has skin as smooth as the Georgia Peach she is. I am convinced that too much $$$$$$ restricts commonsense.

I asked my neighbour what she uses on her face, and she said...Olive Oil. $4 a bottle in the local grocery store!