The Trial & Crucifixion of Bishop Eddie Long.

I love God but I am not a practicing Christian, so I can go off on this bunch of bullsh*t....

The public outcry and very nasty media circus surrounding the allegations of some limp youths against the renowned Bishop Eddie Long is a damn shame.

Two young men have filed legal complaints against the Bishop, the leader of New Birth Baptist Ministries of Lithonia Ga. The complaints consist of allegations about sexual escapades in national and far flung lands, with an overall suggestion that the Bishop 'misused' his power and position.

One of the things that irk me about this whole piece of shit claim against the Bishop and the church, is that that the accusers are grown arse young men, who were able to resist inappropriate advances etc. Two physically strapping young men, who are not strangers to crime, claim that they were taken advantage of. 

They are men and not underage, anything that did or did not take place was with their consent. They were not abused in anyway. It seems to me that they were in the advantageous position of being able to travel internationally with other church members, including the Bishop, and have a taste of a life they would not of otherwise had.

The other thing I hate about this whole media blowup, is that an innocent man and his family and friends are being hurt by these flimsy and silly allegations. So now because these young men are sore about not being able to have free travel and such, or perhaps because they wanted more, innocent people are being subject to spectacle and what amounts to a public trial and (I hope not) crucifixion. I am sure the parallels between the work Bishop does and his recent trials, are not lost on you, dear reader.

The public are baying for blood (as usual) and decrying a man (a man of colour) who has a record of doing nothing but good for his community, the nation and even, on International levels. He is VERY well respected. If you are one of the prattlers who are gossiping about this unfortunate mess, then shame on you, let's hope you are never accused of false crap and made to feel as if you are Lucifer himself.

And one last thing, once the media have moved on to their next victim and this has all blown over, I hope these young greedy upstarts are punished within the full extent of the law here in Georgia, and I hope their respective family members publicly shun them and the nasty behavior which has brought disgrace upon them and theirs.

BTW: if anyone named and involved in this nonsense IS gay then that is an issue for themselves and their family, only. 

*breathe* That is all. 

Too Damn Sexy: Tyrese - What Am I Gonna Do

Wow! Just wow...................L.o.v.e this.....

Super sexy track sung by a super sexy man.....

Totally hot!

Enjoy!

For That Special Someone: Diggin on You

There is a track for every mood...well this is mine ...going out to a Special Someone....I just love the sexy beat & flow of this fab track....RIP Left Eye....

Enjoy!

Tha Dogg Pound feat Michel'le - Let's Play House .... A British Bells Moment....

Feeling this track at the moment.....put it on your playlist....

Sexy music....a bit rude though...lol!

Rainy Day: Michael Jackson - 1 More Chance

I absolutely Love this!

OMG GIRLZ- Pretty Girl Bag

Catchy song, the little ladies in Atlanta & The South will eat this up!

The haters will say (not me) that this song is promoting materialistic ideals to pre-pubescent girls who should really be studying & focusing on school, and not rapping about how some High End Handbag, which they have nothing to put in anyway, will impress the boys & make the girls hate them even more.

I partially agree, however I can see that all school work and no fun makes for a non-fun life........so having a nice pretty handbag (not one that costs US$1,500 & up) is cool & adds to the joys of a little girls life... etc.

My God-daughter has Pretty Girl Bags but they do not cost a pretty fortune. US$1,500 would be better spent on school books, so she can have a thirst for education, go to college like her mama & her aunties, and buy her own Louis Vuitton bags.

I wonder why if other celeb children will follow suit and produce similar & somewhat shallow videos with their children??......You never know? Maybe Willow Smith might do a follow up to this video....

Note to the producers of this video: The OMG Girlz are kids...put them in a kiddy setting...and not on  rotating chairs talking about haters & holding handbags that are larger than them. A classroom setting perhaps...throwing books around & being silly...with the teacher in the background pulling out her hair etc... (put the check in the post, thank you).

Btw: Did these little girls raid Tiny's Handbag Closet for the video?! Lol

Mashonda's Death Of A Mermaid.

So, I just read the interview with Mashonda, Swizz Beat's former wife, and I must say, it is heartbreaking.

The tone of the interview was quite upbeat and contains lessons for people to learn in terms of love, marriage, affairs, children, divorce & moving on.

However, she provides information on the last days/months of her marriage and it clear to see the Swizz was carrying on with that Alicia regardless of the near breakdown his wife was having (caused by his behaviour).

He lied in interviews about Mashonda not wanting him to have contact with his other child. A child that he had during their relationship and while she was actually pregnant with their 1st child. In other words this creep had two women pregnant at the same time, and now he is carrying on like a saint with Alicia Keys.

You cannot fight love, but I think this man was/is a selfish bastard, and like other selfish gits he makes up excuses for his behaviour. Why do cheating men never accept responsibility for their actions?...It is always someone else's fault.

The most poignant part of the interview (in Vibe Magazine, you will notice that I swiped the pictures from Vibe) is where Mashonda explains the reason for the title of her new novel/autobiography. She explains that when they moved into their luxury mansion (formally owned by HRH Madonna) they had to choose tiles for the bottom of the swimming pool. Mashonda decided to have a mermaid (very symbolic) in her image at the bottom of the pool. This beautiful tiled mermaid symbolised her beauty & her happiness, and the beauty of her home & marriage. When their marriage faltered and Swizz moved out, he stopped paying the pool bills. So weeds grew at the bottom of the pool, and it became a swamp. Mashonda can no longer see herself (as it were) at the bottom of the pool. Therefore the Mermaid is Dead. The Book is entitled 'Death of a Mermaid'.

The symbolism and metaphor is awesome and striking. I will be purchasing her book, and Swizz Beats & Alicia keys can kiss my fat & wide British arse.

Check out the Vibe magazine interview!

Sandra or Heidi - Hot Mamas

Both of these women are hot, they are both super successful (which is why I am blogging about them) but which one looks happier?

I suppose a factor in Sandra's morose demeanor is that she is a single mother. Yes, she has pots of money but she divorced her really silly husband because he was a twat and did not appreciate a good thing when he had it. If you don't agree with me, then all you have to do is look at pictures of the thing he cheated on her with, and you will see that I am in fact correct.

So being a single mama is harder, when you are all on your tod caring for a little baby.

Heidi on the other hand, has a bunch of kids with Black British artist Seal Henry, they are happily married, relaxed and loaded. Naturally Heidi looks better...less harassed and more chilled.

I wish em both lots of luck because babies are no joke, especially when they wake up at night and disturb your sleep etc. Puking & pissing and all that is simply horrible.

Something Nice To Look At On A Summers Day: A Bit Of British Arse.

I am posting this picture (thank you Daily Mail) for all you guys (and girls) in the South who like a bit of arse. Or should I say 'Ass'. lol

Naturally, you cannot beat a nice British arse, look at the contours of it and the even proportions which you simply do not get on Southern Catfish, Grits & Cornbread Bootay. Indeed, the British arse is formed by years of hard graft, lots of physical exercise and a sensible diet of healthy fruits and vegetables. British ladies know how to keep it right.

A British bootay is also cleaner due to less sweat and grime collection in the said region.

All Hail The British Bootay! British chicks rock!

Pastor Freak! lol: Bishop Weeks 'Cussin in the Bedroom' & Update re: Frank & Wanda Show disscusion....

Can y'all hear what this Man of God is saying! lmaoooooooo

Basically, he is is saying that his woman must unleash a volley of dirty words while sexing him, because God says that is alright! He says, lmaooo, that Salvation has no place in the bedroom. Lordy! I'm getting too hot!

So, Christians/Sinners ...use every single naughty word that comes to mind when your f*cking or making l.o.v.e because , according to Bishop Weekes, God says it's alright!

SMDH & LMAO at this message. CHURCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Update: A discussion on Frank & Wanda (Atl) today was about the suggestion that Black churches encourage black women to remain single. Well... the black churches are full of single black women...and I personally think a lot of pastors like it that way. All these women in subjection to them...I think some pastors get a (secret) kick out of that...

Black men (and men in general) encourage other men to seek a wife, but they encourage women to look for & towards unrealistic goals in a husband. The pastors go on about the qualities that a Man of God should have, knowing full well that that man does not exist.

A major part of the reason many black women in the church appear miserable, frigid, unforgiving, unhappy & undesirable is because they are in desperate need of sex and ultimately love. Which is why when they do 'fall in love' they fall flat on their faces...and back before the pulpit confessing to sins which are not really sins, but simply the actions of a desperate and needy woman.

A pastor once said to me that it is not good for a woman to be alone. I knew full well what he meant, and I made sure that, the miserable cow one sits next to at church (the Pius looking woman who can't crack a smile) would not be me. Not in this lifetime.

Women (and black women in particular) don't let the black church dictate your happiness, read your Bible and pray that God sends someone nice your way. Let's hope He fulfills ALL your needs!

Hook-Up: Girls! British Men Love You!

Time & time again I hear 'There are no good men in Atlanta' or 'There are no straight men in Atlanta'. This may or may not be true. There seems to be an colossal amount of gay guys in Atlanta, there also seem to be a lot of married men seeking to have their cake & eat it too.

Whatever the case, my Atlanta chicas, Bell's has the remedy for you. I have here the solution to all your woes: It does not involve 'The Club' or 'Speed Dating' or 'Your Sister's Boyfriends' Cousins Aunty's Cook-Out'. Rather I would instruct the beautiful & at times neglected women (black, white, hispanic etc) to apply for a passport....and fly the h*ll over to the United Kingdom.

Oh, how you would be welcomed! Throngs of good looking, educated, non-gold teeth wearing, house & car having dark/dusky/pale/exotic sexy & manly men are there waiting for y'all.

Fret not thyself! Wither thou be a Chocolate Empress or Red-Bone or Lily Vanilli, wither thou be stacked at the front & at the back or a spindly straight needle....there is a man for you. Yes, you. Look to Europe for your husband. He awaits you.