Showing posts with label FAH (funny as hell). Show all posts
Showing posts with label FAH (funny as hell). Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

Look at This!!!!! Boxing Match @ The US Open Tennis 9/2/2010 Djokovic vs. Petzschner Fight in the Stands by Fans


I saw this video on the Daily Mail (my fav British rag) and could not stop laughing @ the sap of a guy who got  a good slap from a woman twice his age. The renk little basket was mouthing off at the woman and her father (I think) and seemed to have a complete disregard for them. When I was a teenager (not that long ago...) we respected our elders and would never EVER swear at someone old enough to be our mother or nan. But today, alas, it is mighty different. Also, Americans tend to be quite rude to each other anyway, it seems at times, that there is an intrinsic hatred for each other, so you can imagine how we foreign citizens are treated...

Anyway, after the argument finishes, the boy (lacking in maturity) continues to swear and cuss at the couple. Well, grandpa was having none of it and stepped to the idiot. The boy stands up and pushes grandad to the floor...in leaps his irate daughter who proceeds to land a right hook that Tyson would have been proud of.

If you watch the video, you will see that the fight is stopped just before a rather burly man in khakis steps towards the brawling party like a man on a demolition mission. I wanted him to knock that little c*nt out. Would have been fun to watch.

Be warned, talk like a sailor in front of people's kids and ladies, and expect a proper pasting. If that had been the UK, it would have been on and over. Lmaoooooooooooo

Sidenote: Donde Esta's la Negro's?? Lmaooooooooooooooooo

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Classic British Comedy!



Can you do the bottom dance??

Comedy a la BBC. Featuring Jennifer Saunder's (from French & Saunders) husband Adrian Whatshisface.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Is This Your Granny?

*Shouting* Janice Dickinson put on some bloody clothes, now!

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Old scrawny ladies are so not the business...just as terrible as fat old ladies.

Oh gosh, I just can't.......

She looks like a white leprechaun or a naked banshee.

Horrible & frightening.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Jamaican Fruit.

Liberace (RIP) eat your heart out!!!!! What gets me is that these zesty Jamaican guys are probably singing/rapping about how they hate gays & encouraging the attacking of 'Battyman'. Hypocrites ahoy! Lmaooooo

Zestier than an succulent orange from San Francisco! Gayer than the masked carnival men of Venice!

Thanks to fimiyaard.com for the pics (swiped).

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Beyonce At 50 Yrs Old.


Beyonce eat your heart out!
This is the First Lady of Cameroon. Interesting isn't she?...In a 'Let Them Eat Cake'kind of way....

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Cheating C*nt "Come Out the Bathroom Ho"

This is hilarious! The man caught cheating has bigger boobs than his wife! and he is such a c*cky b*stard. He is constantly laughing at the situation, he can see that his wife is upset and he behaves like a w*nker. I hate men like this.

The wife brings her friend for back up and discovers her husband in a shabby motel room with some horrible looking chic. The chic is being cheeky as well, but cleverly hides in the bathroom to avoid an ass whoopin!

Funny as h*ll!

Cheaters Interracial Confrontation & RACISM.

Right, so this black woman is dating a white dude (for 6 yrs) and she (Miss Stringbean) cheats on him with quite a fit black dude. Anyway, as usual whats hidden is revealed, and the white guy is composed but devastated when he finds out the his lady has been banging another guy (and a black one at that). He (the white dude) is ex-military so I can see what she saw in him but he acts in a pathetic manner, which leads me to believe that this is the reason why Miss Stringbean cheated on his ass in the first place.

The black guy runs around with his top off, is pushed in a swimming pool by the white dude and talks a lot of MLK & MX type of stuff. Hilarious! A riot!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Cheaters!!!: Ladies, How to keep your husband home part 2

Sometimes, women have to take matters into their own hands, and mess up their hubbies car in order for him to stay at home. Personally, I would not go as far as that...if he wants to go then let him piss off, and then divorce his ass or give him a taste of his own medicine. On to the next one!

You cannot force a man to stay at home if he does not WANT to. There are many more ways you can persuade him to stay at home...think about it. As Keysha Cole sings "It's not where he's at, it's where he wants to be"!

Cheaters will find opportunities to cheat wheather you are there or not!

Look at this silly sausage trying to start the car, while his wife is filming him from upstairs! lol

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Horse Boy Mystery.....First Nessie Now This....?

Have a look at this nutter! This person has got Google in a flutter due to him appearing in Street View along a busy Aberdeen motorway. Apparently, he was there one minute and gone the next! Naturally, people are thinking of all manner of explanations as to who this is & what he was doing.
The Scots love a good mystery...and this one might be up there with The Loch Ness Monster (who does not exist btw).
Too much Whisky pal....lmao....or a stag night prank....or some kind of protest....lol

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Lady GaGa Takes A Tumble! Head Over Arse!!!! lmaoooooooo


That Pick & Mix Impersonator, and bloody Nutter, named Gaga fell on her backside today. And what better place to make a tit of yourself than London's Heathrow Airport! The ridiculously wired & attention seeking outfits she adorns herself with would make anyone fall over, let alone a weirdo midget like Gaga. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I am not a fan, as you may have guessed.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Nicki Minaj: Look @ This Blue Golliwog! Geez......

Okay, I am not posting the full vid by this factory knock-off of Lil Kim because I can't be bothered.

Nicki Minaj looks like a Blue Golly which was a symbol of intense racial hatred towards blacks in the United Kingdom for over 40 yrs. I guess that would be equal to a Aunt Jemima Doll or something like that...overly wide mouth...bright white teeth...silly gaze...funny sticky-up hair & all that bolloc*s.

How this chick ever got out of Queens (or wherever) looking like that...is anyone's guess!! Balls.

And while I am on it...Diddy? What the hell is Dirty Money about? I don't get it. Bring back Total and stop playing with this vague sh*t.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Gucci Mane - LEMONADE - (White Girl Version) Lmaoooo @ these chicks! Maddd!

I wanted to post something on Gucci but...well... he is a bit too crispy for me (but his $$$$$$ is not :))....so...here are some cute girls dancing to that banga 'Lemonade'! Check out Miss Khaki Skirt getting it in!!! Double Wow. Note: Miss Green Dress got a lotta bootay!