Hollywood Single Mama

You know....Bells is really quite the clairvoyant...I predicted that slashed jeans would be making a 2010 comeback..... and I predicted that The Dream ...however unpleasant & morally bankrupt he is, would lose interest in Christina Milan once she got pregnant...some men are not satisfied with anything...you could give them a Pot of Gold sprinkled with Russian Black Diamonds from the most beautiful Caucus mountains and they would still want more or something else...fickle bastard...

Anyway, she looks like she is making the best of a bad situation by looking stunning wherever she goes...good for you girl...mad them!

The baby looks just like her Daddy! But a cute version. It's true what they say...Ugly people make really pretty babies!

Sandra or Heidi - Hot Mamas

Both of these women are hot, they are both super successful (which is why I am blogging about them) but which one looks happier?

I suppose a factor in Sandra's morose demeanor is that she is a single mother. Yes, she has pots of money but she divorced her really silly husband because he was a twat and did not appreciate a good thing when he had it. If you don't agree with me, then all you have to do is look at pictures of the thing he cheated on her with, and you will see that I am in fact correct.

So being a single mama is harder, when you are all on your tod caring for a little baby.

Heidi on the other hand, has a bunch of kids with Black British artist Seal Henry, they are happily married, relaxed and loaded. Naturally Heidi looks better...less harassed and more chilled.

I wish em both lots of luck because babies are no joke, especially when they wake up at night and disturb your sleep etc. Puking & pissing and all that is simply horrible.

Baby Mama Belly? Listen To Beenie

This sexy Beenie Man song, goes out to all the baby mamas who know how to get rid of that pouch after childbirth! A la Courtney Kardashian.

British Breastfeeding Advocates: Outcry As A Mother Calls Breastfeeding 'Creepy'.

A slight uproar has arisen in the UK, after a new mother referred to breastfeeding as creepy.

She argues that her breasts are for the use of her lover and not for the nourishment of her children. She also argues that it is inconvenient because sometimes she feels like going out on the lash (consuming alcohol) and does not want to be hindered from doing so.

Many women have actually said this before, and I don't agree because I breastfed my kids and had no problem with it. However, what I do find 'creepy' is mothers who breast feed 2yr olds and older...okay scratch that...when babies get their first tooth, mothers should stop breastfeeding. Simply because the little buggers will bite the sh*t out of you, and make your nipples extremely sore! Not nice.

I also think mothers who prolong breastfeeding need some kind of emotional help. That is when it gets a bit yucky.

I'm Sorry Mrs Jackson: Let's have a Cuppa & A Chat....

Dear Mrs Jackson:

Firstly, let me say that I am so sorry for the loss of your out-of-this-world, multi-talented son Michael Jackson. I know the weakening frustration, intense love, wonderful charm, stark beauty and everything else involved in having a child, and especially a highly intelligent son.

However, I have observed (at least through the media) your compliance with the highly publicised behaviour(s) Micheal was involved in.

When he bleached his skin to that degree, did you step in? Did you ask him what the problems were? Did you ask him why he felt so ugly & insecure that he had to disfigure the face that Jehovah blessed him with. Isn't surgery prohibited under your religion? Didn't your pastor/leader talk to him?

When he played with children, as a grown man, didn't you say 'Now, Michael...this is odd dear' ? When he befriended women outside of his race, did you ever ask 'What about the lovely girl Whitney..she's single?'....

We as women, as mothers, DO have the power to step in and change the fabric of our kids lives.

Yes we have so much crap to deal with, and yes we need a little comfort & loving ourselves...but we always make time (at least we should) to correct our children ...no matter how old they are.

I love you because you produced an Icon. He came from you.

Musically, Michael Jackson will always be billions of peoples' icon....but Kathy, the boy had some BIG issues.

My love to your adopted grand-kids, and say hi to Marlon *blush*, who I have always taken a shine to.

Much Love,

British Bells xxx