Only in Britain: The Church of England Gay Vicar & His Nigerian Model Fiance.

I nearly threw up my Sushi Rolls after reading this story in the Daily Mail this evening.

Firstly let me say, Grandad told me 'If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shout'. So I will. But I shall type out a few words before running away from the laptop.

Have you heard the saying 'There's no fool, like an old fool'? Well the 'fool' in this story is the 65yr old English vicar who has 'fallen in love' with a Nigerian boy aged 25yrs of age.

The Vicar, who is no longer employed by the C of E, will be marrying his little boyfriend, who he met several years ago in his native country of Nigeria. The pair are apparently in love, and naturally the model boyfriend will get British citizenship once it's all done and dusted.

If this boy is a model, I am King Henry VIII.

If this is love, I am Fela Kuti.

This dirty old man is a nutcase. Young people do not get married to old people because of love. They want something, and in this case the little boy wants his British passport & the silly old sod's money (cause you know he has some stashed away right?).

lmfaoooooooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304674/Gay-vicar-65-marry-Nigerian-male-model-half-age.html

Disrespectful & Shameful: Urinated on War Memorial.

This b*tch thought it was funny to urinate on The Cenotaph monument in Liverpool town centre, in the UK. She was horribly bladdered and decided to show the utmost chavvy disrespect for her country and the men and women who served, fought & died in WWII, by pissing on the national sacred monument. 

This picture shows her going into court for sentencing and having to walk through a Guard of Dis-honour where she was slow-hand clapped by decorated & thoroughly disgusted WWII veterans. These men shook their heads in anger at the 32 yr old female who committed this disgraceful and unpatriotic act.

I can think of a suitable punishment for her, but that is why I could never be a judge. She would be disciplined old-school style.

The judge sentenced her to a few yrs in jail. 

Barbados Hottie Vs British Floppy :Rihanna & Sharon

I was happy when 'Tiny' Cottle, T.I's wifey, dyed her hair back to blond, but then Rihanna let the side down by dying hers also. Following in the footsteps of that nasty cow Sharon Osbourne, who looks about 299 years old.

And, before anyone emails me some sh*t about this post, Rihanna is a good entertainer and Sharon is nasty because she shat in a box and gave it to one of her enemies. So there!