International Playboy (Son, It's time to Grow Up!)

For all of you who don't understand the Cult of George Clooney...let me give it to you straight....

Ole George is a man who does not want to grow up and take responsibility for himself & his actions....no kids...no marriages....no sticking scandal....all stinks of a man with plenty of money & no personality bar the public persona.

We all know men like that but most of them do not have & will never have ole George's m.o.n.e.y!! Which, in my opinion, makes them even more despicable than George.

If I were a Hollywood Starlet (!).... I would not touch him with a barge-pole, and my goodies would remain George Clooney free...have you noticed that every single woman he is associated with fades into oblivion once he is done with her??! 

Take my advice Ladies & Gents, stick to a man who is humble, loving, honest, generous & God-fearing...and not little old men-boys who don't want to grow up.

Hot Jersey Mess

Is this a man or a woman?? Okay, she could be a woman....and why is it a different race in several places. her legs look Black, her arms loook White and her shoulders are Hispanic... and her face is...Greek possibly...Caramba!!!

Paris Hilton in Hot Pink Bikini

She's a Rich Bitch.

Kelly Brook Totally Sexy

Some say this girl is a total bore, but British guys cannot get enough of her so she must be doing something right! She has a sexy figure and works as a model, but cannot act or present TV shows. One outta three ain't bad!

In this pic she is in LA, wearing fab hooker boots & doing the damn thing!

Swizz & Keys - No Weekend Wedding.

Okay, so they are not getting the old ball & chain attached this weekend. Now we can all get back on with our lives.

Miss Forever Single? Jennifer Aniston.

This woman, it seems, has a new boyfriend every few months. It is always some torrid affair, there always seems to be marriage or an engagement on the cards, then it fades to nothing & on to the next one. She goes through men like I go through hot dinners!

I am sure her friend Courtney Cox has run out of guys to set her up with, because she is always moping around her & her husband. Not good.

She also appears boring as h*ll so that can't be good can it?

Posh Spice: Tattoos & Surgery...

Look @ Vicki Beckham....does she look different to you? or have I had one drink too many (Long Island Ice Teas, please) ? Anyway, I think ole Victoria has had a touch too much surgery and it's beginning to show. She looks very different to the North London gyal she was back in the 1800's...! lmaooooooo *wicked smile*

The first picture is a pretty decent one showing off the tattoo that so many chicas (copy-cats) have replicated around the world. Victoria is an innovator and not a copy-cat, so you have to respect her for that. She can't sing a lick but she looks good. Lovely!

Trey & Lauren: Are They Dating? Do You Care?

Let's face it, Lauren London has to be the most boring celeb I have ever heard of. I can only remember her from that awful scene in Everybody Hates Chris, and some rap videos. Snoreeeeeeeeee how bloody boring.

Anyway, she is most famous for being one of Weezy's baby-mamas. So, as no one is really checking for her...she allegedly pays some little kid to post random remarks on Facebook. Yawn.

So now for the next few days people (including yours truly) will be blogging about her.

Here's an idea: do something, chica, use your *cough* talents, or hang out with your Kardashian mates.

The Homewrecker Glows: Alicia Keys Growing Belly! New Pics!!!

Alicia Keys sure is growing! She looks at least 5 months gone...wow!

Anyhow, she looks radiant (and so she should) so that is all I will say about that.

And her skin looks much better! (small dig)

Amy Winehouse & Her New (Boring) Bloke.

Well that's it chaps, no more great albums off of Amy since she's gone boring on us.

No more fighting total strangers, no more running into perfect strangers cars in Trafalgar Square, no more cutting herself in hotel rooms with dodgy looking blokes called Blake & no more white powder around her nose & trips to rehab.

Instead, Amy is now showing off her okay-looking bloke, and getting her old man's approval on the union. Awww how sweet..but could she possible have... like a small break-up or something because we all know Amy=Drama and without that ...well...theres no good music.

She cleans up well anyway, and if there was ever an advert for new silicone tits & the promotion of the overall effect on ones' appearance, this would be it. Lovely.

Splitsville: Leona Lewis & Al.

Hackney Girl Leona Lewis has split up with her boyfriend of many (yawn) years. I don't know what prompted the split but let's face it, money has to be part of it because he is broke and she is not. He looks like a boring fart anyway...on to the next one girl!

I thought Swizz Beats was beating that at one point....