Exxxotica Miami 2010

Working the pole. Hey, I learned something after watching this!

However, that pole needs some proper Lysol attention afterwards. Urghhhhhh!

Fag-a-licious Atlanta.

Got the pic off of Freddyo's site.

This Gay guy is looking better than some of the women here in Atlanta. He is entirely sweet & quite pretty. Do I spy hips.....? Anyway, GIMME GIMME to the pants & shoes.

How To: Eat A Lobster.

Okay, so I have had cravings for seafood this past week, and I hunted down some lobster at the local fish market so I could cook at home. I enjoy Lobster so much that I freak out if I don't get it...I must be craving potassium or something...*runs off to Google it*.....

This bloke in the video is rather interesting in his approach to cracking & devouring. I enjoyed it.

When I first got to America this old country bloke from Covington, Ga who I was messing about with took me to Red Lobster. He said it was too expensive (!) (try to avoid these cheap idiot types of men) but I wanted to go all the time. Mind you, his idea of a good time was a trip to Piccadilly & a dance at some dodgy club in the hood ....

Now it's off to Benihana for me (new bloke...rather nice & more $$$$$), with Roys & Houstons coming a close second in the lobster meal competition!

How To Piss Off Your Baby Mama: Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats (arsehole)

Just wow, that shameful huzzy Alicia Keys (yeah, I said it) is parading around South Africa with that other article, Swizz Beats. Well I never! Fancy lording it with someone else's sloppy seconds. We women have no bloody shame I tell you.

Anyway, it was someones idea to get a Zulu Blessing (as you do) to bless the *cough* union and the baby on the way. Let's hope the Zulu Priestess/Priest is sympathetic & open minded because Alicia & Swizzy don't speak Zulu or whatever the language of the blessing was!

People...smh...why dabble in stuff that you don't understand simply to rub others people's nose in your sh*t. It's not cool or arty Swizzy. Sit down quietly in your hotel room and ask for forgiveness. Brazen.

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How To: How to Apply False Eyelashes.

Now and then, a girl/boy needs a little extra help with the little things in life. Applying false eyelashes is a technique that every girl needs to know. Too many women (and men) walk around with crappily applied fake lashes, and in the process, scare the shit out of small children & elderly people. Please pay attention.