Showing posts with label SMH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMH. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

Only in Britain: The Church of England Gay Vicar & His Nigerian Model Fiance.



I nearly threw up my Sushi Rolls after reading this story in the Daily Mail this evening.

Firstly let me say, Grandad told me 'If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shout'. So I will. But I shall type out a few words before running away from the laptop.

Have you heard the saying 'There's no fool, like an old fool'? Well the 'fool' in this story is the 65yr old English vicar who has 'fallen in love' with a Nigerian boy aged 25yrs of age.

The Vicar, who is no longer employed by the C of E, will be marrying his little boyfriend, who he met several years ago in his native country of Nigeria. The pair are apparently in love, and naturally the model boyfriend will get British citizenship once it's all done and dusted.

If this boy is a model, I am King Henry VIII.

If this is love, I am Fela Kuti.

This dirty old man is a nutcase. Young people do not get married to old people because of love. They want something, and in this case the little boy wants his British passport & the silly old sod's money (cause you know he has some stashed away right?).

lmfaoooooooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304674/Gay-vicar-65-marry-Nigerian-male-model-half-age.html

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Fancy Going To A Open-Air Concert Darling....Gaga Puts Her P*ssy In Your Face.



Look at this horrible creature. Now look at the expression on that young man's face. Horrible.

I certainly hope she is fresh down there. Yuck!!!

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed



This video is smutty, naughty, shamefully sexy, full of leather & whips and I am totally sure you will like it...is has had 38 million views on YouTube. It was posted 2 months ago. Wowzers!

Enjoy!

'Haiti' The Miami AA Blonde Escort (video)



I found this on YouTube, and watched it once. I decided to watch it again.

Now I have lovingly posted it for your enjoyment!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

What Is This?


Russell Brand in Y-Fronts...how...very...unattractive....yuck!!........Katie can have him!

What Is This?


What do you think it is?

Hot Jersey Mess


Is this a man or a woman?? Okay, she could be a woman....and why is it a different race in several places. her legs look Black, her arms loook White and her shoulders are Hispanic... and her face is...Greek possibly...Caramba!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Lady Gaga & The Blonde Horror.

Gaga is clearly channeling Madonna..what a rip-off...and no comment on the blonde horror next to her...

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Curious Case of Kat Stacks.

I shan't spend too much time on this headcase. But she does warrant some attention from Bells, who enjoys looking & analysing strange phenomena. So I am typing this article instead of scratching my arse.
The picture above depicts, apparently, her mother and her manager.
If this young lady (and I use the word very loosely) has shagged as many famous blokes as she claims, then:
  1. How come her mother is condoning this sh*t?
  2. Who are these dudes that keep banging her?
  3. Where is her child & how come there are no concerns for it's welfare?
  4. How come no one notices how unfortunate looking she is?
  5. Why does she look so cheap & dirt poor, despite claiming to earn lots of money from tricking?
  6. Why is it that an irate baby mama, girlfriend or wife has not seriously injured/hospitalised her yet?

Bells suggests, after considering these questions & more, that this person is in fact an actress. One who is on the payroll of WSHH. Are they pimping her? Cause someone is.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Lmfaooooooo Look @ This African Girl & Her English Husband...He has anger problems...

Once in a while I come across these rather silly videos on Youtube, and I just have to post them!

I should be posting some BET Awards show stuff but what the h.....

Lmaoooooooo at the African women putting up with nonsense from this wimpy looking guy...has she forgotten how to pound fu-fu...lmaoooooo

She says her family love him lmaoooooooo ..........*weak to rahtid* lmaoooooooooo

Thursday, June 24, 2010

What A Bore!....What Is Kelly Osbourne Famous For??

This girl irks me. Does she sing, dance, act..famous for doing nothing. Geez!
Of course, I don't know everything soooo...If someone knows what contributions Kelly Osbourne makes to thi s old world, please let me know! Erghhh!