Only in Britain: The Church of England Gay Vicar & His Nigerian Model Fiance.

I nearly threw up my Sushi Rolls after reading this story in the Daily Mail this evening.

Firstly let me say, Grandad told me 'If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shout'. So I will. But I shall type out a few words before running away from the laptop.

Have you heard the saying 'There's no fool, like an old fool'? Well the 'fool' in this story is the 65yr old English vicar who has 'fallen in love' with a Nigerian boy aged 25yrs of age.

The Vicar, who is no longer employed by the C of E, will be marrying his little boyfriend, who he met several years ago in his native country of Nigeria. The pair are apparently in love, and naturally the model boyfriend will get British citizenship once it's all done and dusted.

If this boy is a model, I am King Henry VIII.

If this is love, I am Fela Kuti.

This dirty old man is a nutcase. Young people do not get married to old people because of love. They want something, and in this case the little boy wants his British passport & the silly old sod's money (cause you know he has some stashed away right?).

lmfaoooooooooo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304674/Gay-vicar-65-marry-Nigerian-male-model-half-age.html

Suicide or Murder ? Dr David Kelly.

Those of you who are aware of the curious case of Dr David Kelly will also be aware that the British government are now under public pressure to produce a report regarding the British biological weapons experts' death. It has been reported and officially concluded that he committed suicide due to the stress and pressure arising from his report on biological weapons findings in Iraq, which hence justified the British involvement in the current war on Iraq. 

Dr Kelly asserted that his report had been 'sexed up' by the government in order to gain widespread public support for the war. 

Shortly thereafter, Dr Kelly was found dead in woodland near his home. He was slumpt against a tree, his wrist appeared to have been slashed and a pruning knife (a typically middle-English, upper-middle class suicide aid) was at his side. Death by suicide was reported. 

Only, now it appears that there are some rather unsavoury suggestions being made about his death, the people involved in the discovery, witnesses, police reports, the coroners' verdict, secrecy and lots more cloak and dagger type stuff.

The British government's hand has been forced and now a public enquiry seems eminent.

We await the results with interest.

Sexy British Man Dating Alex Burke

Smouldering piece of British hombre. Nice.

Jamiroquai - Do U Know...

Acid Jazz Funk by that little funky white boy from Essex.

Love it!

Sticky ft Ms Dynamite - Booo!

I love this. A real banga.

UK: Married for 70 Yrs.

This beautiful elderly couple have been married for 70 years! They are English and live in a tranquil part of the country where there is little crime & lots of of great organic fruit & veg. They attribute marital success to getting on with each other and supporting each other.

This picture is of one of the parties held in their honour, check out the Union Jack cake & the card from HRH Queen Elizabeth II

HRH Prince Charles in Brixton.

Nice seeing pictures of the South London butchers where I used to purchase my lamb chops etc.

Anyway, here is old Prince Charlie Boy, next in line to the throne, with his old lady Camilla, doing a spot of grocery shopping in Brixton Market. (Not really). They were there for some awareness thing for some charity. You can tell I take an interest can't you.

Anyway, the locals were chuffed to bits that he spent some time in their manor, and Camilla had a great time fondling mango's and such like.

British Police Hunting Fugitive

There have been some fantastic (unfortunately) pictures of the Northern English countryside, our Police Officers & locals. In this picture you can see our cops (totally fit & ready) ready to shoot the sh*t out of ANYONE who come out of the bushes. Bear in mind that this is a sleepy little town outside of Newcastle.

Queen Ballin & Bollocking.

This is the Queen of England, and you can see she is a fierce B*tch. She had diamonds on her dress, diamonds on & in her tiara, diamonds in her ears and check out the stones (King Solomon style) around her neck. This is what you call BALLIN !!!!!!!!!

I have to gasp when I see pictures of her, or indeed (staning) see her in the flesh during parades and such. She is totally awesome...imagine having a granny like that!

Anyway, she gave a speech (read: bitchslapped) to the European Union today in Strasburg or some such place,and gave them a stern warning about the direction they are turning Europe towards. The wimps & wet boys in the Union have no option but to make sure they heed her warnings, as she can dispense disapproval at whim & make sure that the money cushions under their asses are not so fat anymore. Totally Mafioso!

Long Live the Queen! (63p, per person, per yr, British tax goes towards the royal mafia) She's a Gangster!

English Football Team: Ungrateful

At the top is a picture of Ashley Cole. I usually like Ashley...however he sent a text message to a mate (that was not really a mate) and that person forwarded it to others who feel quite strongly about the crap performance of England in The World Cup.

Basically, Ashley said he does not give a toss about England & it's footie fans.

I think the ENTIRE team are a bunch of tossers and extremely ungrateful of the position which can easily be given to other ballers of immense talent (and better looks). Ashley & the others should keep their traps shut and hope that people forget about the shame they have brought on England.

Lmfaooooooo Look @ This African Girl & Her English Husband...He has anger problems...

Once in a while I come across these rather silly videos on Youtube, and I just have to post them!

I should be posting some BET Awards show stuff but what the h.....

Lmaoooooooo at the African women putting up with nonsense from this wimpy looking guy...has she forgotten how to pound fu-fu...lmaoooooo

She says her family love him lmaoooooooo ..........*weak to rahtid* lmaoooooooooo

Wayne Rooney...About To Smash The Germans in The World Cup!

This is what we have been waiting for Wayne! Mr Rooney has promised to unleash the dragon on the German Football team in the World Cup. Quite frankly, our lads have what it takes to bring the cup home but we shall see....

earn your money lads and bring that sh*t home!

Salute Of The Week: Jermaine Defoe Scored Goal For England!!!!

Well done Jermaine! We are proud of you son!

Let's hope the racist British Press get the articles right from now on...

Isn't he gorgeous?

SMH! English Football Team Manager Is Under Pressure.

According to The Daily Mail, Fabio Whatsit is under pressure due to the sacking of John Terry (who should have been the English Team's Captain) after Terry's shameful conduct i.e. sleeping with a slapper.

Anyway, Terry's wife forgave him but Fabio couldn't & told him to sod off. Now the crappy, over-paid & totally jammy English Footie players are blaming their terrible performance thus far, on Fabio's decision. Which I think is a bit rich.

Anyway, here is Fabio scratching his head and thinking about mafia ways to get back at Goalie Green et al, who gave the USA a goal against England, and thus, made us the opening laughing stock of the World Cup.

Nice Fight - Cops vs Drug Dealer

The poor Drug Dealer is cacking his pants as our Bobbies crush the living daylights out of him...lmaoooo.

The criminal is lucky the cameras were there, as he would of surely experienced a couple of kicks in the stomach. Fool. Don't sell drugs and then cry like a bitch when the cops crush your arse!!!

England vs USA (2-0 Terry, Gerrard) - GREAT HIGHLIGHTS

Throwback Goal England vs USA. USA footie fans...your hand-ball goal against England coming up (just in case you didn't see it).