This Girl Needs a Slap!

I don't understand this. You all know the story.

How embarrassing. Does she need money or is it a cry for attention?? Daddy needs to send her to a camp or something. Send her to Africa or Israel, let her do some charity work.

Silly little girl.

Jon Bon Jovi & Groupie Love

Here is Jon having a whale of a time with four blonde tartlets. you can clearly see knickers on the floor and another Bon Jovi band member squeezing the arse of a chicklet he would like to chew! Lol

One of the girls is actually a brunette, but one can hardly see her, due to where her head is! Oh my!

Exxxotica Miami 2010

Working the pole. Hey, I learned something after watching this!

However, that pole needs some proper Lysol attention afterwards. Urghhhhhh!

Cassie Spreading It Out!

Here she is! The one & only Can't sing or act or dance a lick, Cassie.

Beyonce & Her Stripper Shoes.

Blah. I mean. Who wears shoes like this in public?, isn't this supposed to be for your man/woman's eyes only. Anyway, these have to be the most horrible shoes I have seen Miss Knowles-Carter wear. I wonder when she is gonna fall on her arse, those thighs don't make for good balancing!

No & no again.

Beyonce Front & Back in London.

Here is Beyonce going on & coming off a short flight in the United Kingdom. Can see the way she is holding her skirt so that lusty big-eyed Dutch bodyguard Jules cannot sneak a peek?!

Her khaki dress, curly weave and handbag are awesome, as befits a women worth $87 million.

Beyonce & Jay (Jayonce) were in the UK for some otherwise boring festival. Jay performed along with Lily 'My Dad's The Talented One' Allen.

Naughty: Biggie Smalls - F*cking You Tonight (Ft R. Kelly)

I l.o.v.e a good Biggie Small track, and this one is typical ragamuffin Brooklyn style. Featuring the extremely naughty Mr R Kelly, this track has several versions. This is the original unedited naughty version for all you naughty people around the world.

'Here's Another One'.....

Naughty But Nice: 'PREGNANT' By R

The lyrics of this song are absolutely horrible but it's so damn intoxicating!

R Kelly sings about meeting a girl in a club (where you meet nice girls...smh) and taking her back to his hotel for a hot one nighter. Then he realises that she is a nice girl (in the space of an hour or two...smh) and he wants to get her pregnant.

So when you see & hear tales of baby-mamas & irresponsible fathers etc...you can blame R Kelly for condoning this sh*t!

Is It Okay To Have Sex Outside Of Your Marriage?: Open marriage a la Will Smith & Jada Smith...

I have heard of open marriages. I think it takes a strong relationship to make that kind of arrangement work.

However, men are quite jealous and I can't see how a man would be 'okay' with his wife taking a beating (so to speak) from another man. SMH

Men are totally up for the multiple partner saga but the very image of another man laying pipe on their wife....no.

So, what, in h*lls name, is up with Will Smith?? I knew something was amiss...his wife was glowing on Oprah and The View... and we women know when a woman has something new going on in her life....in the case of Will & Jada, you can bet it ain't Will that's been floating her boat!

Will is a good looking bloke but appears boring as h*ll. He doesn't look in the least bit freaky...he's probably great at following instructions though... I don't blame Jada for leaving the flood gates open....

The Lady & The Tramp: Vivica & Slim...Age Ain't Nothing But A Number!

I am not one to knock a lady's Sex Hustle but when there is as gigantic age difference between you and your man, as there is with Vivica Fox & promoter Slim...one has to have a giggle & scratch their head in wonder.

The older a woman gets (I imagine) the thirstier she becomes for sex and companionship. Such women often settle for 'okay' rather than 'great', putting up with any old mess for the sake of a vigorous roll in the sack. When really we should realise that:

• women approaching 40 are reaching their sexual peak


• 
  
  women in their 40's are peaking...

We don't have to settle for Any Young Joe. In fact, we can have the cream of the Black (AA, African or whatever)/White (WASP or whatever)/Hispanic/Asian/Middle-Eastern male crop.

Most young men, especially those in Atlanta, are like wet apprentice pythons. They strike when they see their prey, they are as slippery as f*ck, and are like the serpent in Genesis...not to be trusted!

Booty Booty Booty: Party Boyz - Daddy Stroke : OFFICIAL VIDEO !!

Here are some talented fun lads...making nice music....and the video contains a whole lotta bootay! One for the lads!

Lock Up Your Daughters: Matt LeBlanc is in London.

One of my favourite Brit papers has reported that Matt is working in London, and having a great time shagging & dumping lots of British girls. Some British girls are so ditsy and drop their knickers at the sound of an American accent, so I don't feel sorry for any of them.

Note to Matt: British guys take offence at that kind of crap Matt, so don't fill ya boots too much son!

Sex Shop Tycoon: Congrats to Jackie Gold of Ann Summers.

After taking over a sring of sex shops from her old man, Jackie Gold managed to turn the little UK business into a multi-million £ international platinum mine! Jackie is pictured here with here cute daughter. I had no idea she had a child. Just goes to show it's never too late for motherhood!