Monday, August 9, 2010

Why Jennifer Aniston Should Stop Talking & Start Breeding.....



Lord luv her! Jennifer is forever smiling, forever pretty, forever chirpy and....forever single.

If I read another article about her yearning for the perfect relationship and her yearning for child and a family, I will throw up my fish & chips.

Jennifer, darling, should have said all of that to Brad before Angelina got her sexy tattooed hooks into him. The strange seducer that she is. Jennifer should have made herself available and taken time away from those flop films she makes (straight to video) and started making babies with beautiful Brad.

Instead, what we now have is interview upon boring, whiny, miserable, spinster, unattractive, cringe-making interview about how much she wants a family. She only wants a family now that Brad has a 99 yellow & black children. She only wants a family now because Courtney (unattractive) Cox has kids and a (semi) happy man.

Jenny needs to realise that this world is unfair (it's a bitch) and she does not have all the time in the world to make sh*t happen. She is 41 which in today's medical conceiving terms means 48, which means that the Old Hag called Menopause will be creeping around the corner and knocking on her door.

She had better get a move on.




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