She Needs a Boob Lift!

Why does this kitten have saggy boobs?...Does she have children?...Why is she not wearing a bra?....Did she look at herself in the mirror prior to leaving her house?....Does Jermaine Defoe like this style?....(British footballer)

Answers on a postcard to British Bells Voiceover Artist & Radio Host in Atlanta, Ga, thank you!