Time & time again I hear 'There are no good men in Atlanta' or 'There are no straight men in Atlanta'. This may or may not be true. There seems to be an colossal amount of gay guys in Atlanta, there also seem to be a lot of married men seeking to have their cake & eat it too.
Whatever the case, my Atlanta chicas, Bell's has the remedy for you. I have here the solution to all your woes: It does not involve 'The Club' or 'Speed Dating' or 'Your Sister's Boyfriends' Cousins Aunty's Cook-Out'. Rather I would instruct the beautiful & at times neglected women (black, white, hispanic etc) to apply for a passport....and fly the h*ll over to the United Kingdom.
Oh, how you would be welcomed! Throngs of good looking, educated, non-gold teeth wearing, house & car having dark/dusky/pale/exotic sexy & manly men are there waiting for y'all.
Fret not thyself! Wither thou be a Chocolate Empress or Red-Bone or Lily Vanilli, wither thou be stacked at the front & at the back or a spindly straight needle....there is a man for you. Yes, you. Look to Europe for your husband. He awaits you.
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